I have to write two comparative essays in my exam next week but I like one of the texts on the course better than everything else and I just want to write everything on it and I have no motivation to study my other novels and this is not ideal.
the dispossessed is brilliant though you should all go and read it right now
anyone else on this website ever listen to the smiths or read a book?
You should date a boy with money. Date a boy who doesn’t have a shrimp dick. Date a boy who spends his money on diamond jewelry instead of video games. Ask for a tiara on your second date. Date a boy with a car. Date a boy who had a personal butler when he was born. Date a boy with shitty grades and good looks. Date a boy you can easily manipulate. Date a boy who shops in Paris and dines in Hong Kong. Spend every weekend in a new city. Date a boy with a gold jacuzzi in his villa. Date a boy who has excellent health insurance. Date a boy who can cater to your every whim. Date a boy with money."
- Mahatma Gandhi (via rabbrakha)
cosmo tips: spice things up in the bedroom by shoving a jalapeño up your partner’s ass